Words of Wisdom
self help comedy ponderings
Self Help Happiness article excerpt widely distributed in emails, based on the philosophy of the character George in the Seinfeld show:
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death.
Whats that, a bonus?!?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you go live in an old age home.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until youre young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby,
you go back,
you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
then you finish off as an orgasm!!!!
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